Jennifer Aniston proposes to John Mayer

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer's recent reunion aparently came with strings attached. Before entering her Shangri-La once again, John had to promise Jennifer they'd get married and start giving that Angelina a run for her money.






After a barrage of romantic e-mails from him, "she said that she'd only take him back if they got married, and he agreed," says a source. "They both know this is it. She wants to settle down, and finally, so does he. They've even talked about having a family, and John said that he couldn't imagine doing it with anyone but her."







Actually, I believe this because here's a short list of the insane things men will agree to just to have sex:



1. Marriage.
2. A Baby (Provided our passport is valid.)
3. A five-hour conversation about throw pillows.
4. Not inviting strippers over to play video games. (Sorry, Candy. I know you rock at Fable 2, but how hard is it to use a coaster?)
5. Torture. (Read: Pottery Barn.)